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[personal profile] whathawksdo 2015-12-31 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Shockingly, a bottle of something that isn't wine.
Also a calendar.
It's full of dog pictures?

Kissing? Where? What sort of tradition is that?
whathawksdo: (why do you bad-touch words like that?)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You need to stop telling me things about France that remind me of Orlais.
No one ever warned me that they did that, but let me tell you, that was one narrowly avoided international incident of many.
whathawksdo: (at least it's not boring.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Threaten to kill?
No!
Of course not.
I may have broke some poor comte's nose, however.
whathawksdo: (but that isn't what hawks do.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I was honestly very sorry.
I even apologized.


[ That's the important part, right? Right. ]

And when you're Fereldan, you tend to be raised to dislike Orlais.
That isn't to say I hate them all.
Most of my business partners were Orlesian, albeit ones acclimated to the Free Marches.
whathawksdo: (nothing involving animals or children.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.
Did France brutally conquer and occupy Spain for nearly 80 years?
whathawksdo: (why is it always blood mage...)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I think Antiva is our Spain.
I wouldn't want to be at war with them.
Too many assassins.
And it depends on how you mean war. Ferelden never picked a fight with them, apart from existing.
The Orlesian nobility have this odd notion that filthy doglords shouldn't be allowed to rule themselves.
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[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then someone should replace him.

[ Just imagine how poorly it would go, if Hawke ever met d'Artagnan's king. Just imagine. ]

They did.
Turned out our own royal family managed to survive and rallied our people to throw the Orlesians out.
I grew up in the generation after that.
Nice and peaceful for all of
20 years or so?
whathawksdo: (can't we talk about this? no?)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Has he actually done anything to deserve your death?
Just curious.


[ While Hawke may have kicked off the biggest and bloodiest revolution in Thedosian history, a little. ]

After that came the Blight.
But, really, if you want a history lesson, it might be easier to ask in person.
whathawksdo: (no worries everything is dandy now.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
This makes it funny that you used to think I was a soldier.
Just a little.
I don't mind if it's WORLD history, though.
You could ask anyone from Thedas about that stuff.
whathawksdo: (and here we go again.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to know those stories, hope the insufferable man who wrote an entire book on them shows up.
I'm sure he puts a far more cheerful spin on it all.
whathawksdo: (i like helping people and killing people)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2016-01-01 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
If not cheerful, then at least more dragon fights than reality.
But yes, in person.